Burst into flames!

It would probally happen too.

Via.

Ever what?

Crackhead are you!

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Wicked awesome dude

Damn straight.

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Pirates is the word

Maybe have a shower and you might get further. 

What happens when you park in a restricted area

Pwned...

Via.

Chuck Norris Lolz

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